We're heading upstate
Just a ragtag bunch on the side of the road
She's in the back seat
Well she looks so high in the morning air
And she says, "My friends, we stay up all night,
Your friends, they just pout and fight."
Okay, I'm tired of that line
Oh well, we're just wasting...
I never got head
I just pulled down my pants and my light went off
It's not my problem
Well I had my health in a bottle of booze
She said, "Oh boy! You were on my mind,
Hot damn! You were looking fine."
Okay, better than a stick in the eye
Alright, we're just wasting
When I come to town she acts like she knows me
But we go straight to bed, that's all we do
When I'm not around she claims she forgets me
She said, "I never needed, boy, I won't start with you.
I don't run with trash, I drink on the weekends.
This ain't your beat baby, go on run home!"
And then I dug her
She made me pull her hair and we went all night
I said "I love you" and she kicked my ass right out of her bed
And she said, "Don't mess with me ol' flat foot.
I'm bad, I never learned to cook."
Oh wait, you don't get off till late?
Okay, I guess I'll have to